Be as self-aware as one can possibly be with a hat that will self-proclaim you as a crybaby. Or gift it to someone who is in some dire need of the aforementioned self-awareness. Either way, the distressed look compliments the messiness of whatever heartbreak you're trying to broadcast.
Also, it's just a cool hat.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure